While sitting on top of a seventeen-horsepower, gasoline-powered, blade-spinning, fourth gear-grinding, smoke-spitting, lawn-killing machine i had a few thoughts.

Lawn mowers Really need some sortof gyroscopic vibration-dampening cupholders. My hand was really getting tired.... and my beer was really getting flat.

I had to stop every time i wanted to take a drink.
I had to hold my beer lightly, with two fingers.
I had to put my thumb over the top when the dust was flying.

Just too much work for one person!

So..... God, if you are out there. Hear my plea.....please contact somebody in the lawnmower engineering and design department and give them that idea while they sleep. Ahmen