I slept too long
last night
and woke up with a backache

I need a new mattress
I sell mattresses

What does that tell you?

I think that one qualification
for selling something is........

You need to be able to afford what you are selling.
Its pathetic.
I cannot afford a five hundred dollar vacuum.

Yet i sell one a day
and act like i know everything about them

I cannot afford a thousand dollar mattress set

I sell one a week.

And act like i sleep on one every night

When really, truth is,

You fuckers need to start buying more expensive vacuums
And overpriced mattress sets
So i can get a good fucking nights sleep!